About

Hey, I'm Terri and Snooty Booty is a super-casual review site summing up my thoughts on the media that I've been consuming. I started it as a way to practice editorial writing and illustration and to encourage myself to read, watch, and listen to lots and lots of new things since a persistent sense of existential woe often gets in the way of happy fun times. My promise as a reviewer is to give my honest opinion of whatever it is I decide to post about because objectivity is a lie and despite hating people, I wholeheartedly believe in the power of human creations like the goddamned hippie I am.

Ratings

This is a game where the points don't matter; ratings are assigned on an obfuscated five-star scale for your at-a-glance convenience. There are no half-ratings because I'm too lazy for that nonsense, so consider those grouped in with the next lowest integer.

0/5 - Laughably bad. Think Killer Klowns From Outer Space; they transcend the scale and stick out like a joker card. These are the unicorns recommended for pure spectacle.
1/5 - The fucking worst. I hated these, often because of a problematic element that made me rage. Most of these are works that I believe are damaging, hurtful, or harmful.
2/5 - Boring. It wasn't good and I wanted it to be over.
3/5 - I liked it. It was fine. It was good. Maybe really good -- or maybe just mediocre but still a completely okay way of passing the time. A lot of media that I recognize as being well-crafted-but-not-for-me ends up here.
4/5 - Damn good, son. I confidently recommend this stuff because it's entertaining and accomplishes its intent well.
5/5 - So sweet, so fine. I shed a tear. I bought a physical copy to mark up or rewatch. I'm making a little shrine in my heart. I'm obsessing. Reading all the interviews, essays, listcles, et cetera. These hit upon a personal nerve and are thus not included because of their technical brilliance (though they likely are superlative) but rather are included because of their ability to reach me.

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For professional inquiries, please contact me at terri@snootybooty.reviews