Snooty Booty Reviews


X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

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Days of Future Past was so middle-of-the-road mediocre that all I have to say is, “cool effects, dude.” Even then, it unloaded its most impressive scene around the middle of the film to showcase Peter’s, aka Quicksilver’s, super speed. The scene is worth seeking out even if you decide that this film is a waste of your precious time. Just google “days of future past quicksilver.” The Internet knows what you’re about.

Though totally entertaining in a dumb popcorn sort of way, it’s unaffecting and forgettable. Its thematic resonance was weak in comparison to its predecessor, First Class.

But, uh, Bishop?

But should I watch it? If you really like the X-Men, then inflict this torture upon yourself.